Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
1. :D
2. :(
i’m so freakin’ bipolar.
and the previous “day eight” was for YESTERDAY lol, this is for today.
August 2010
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Day Eight: Three turn ons.
1. Amazing eyes. I usually prefer brown eyes, some nice big brown eyes make me melt. BUT a nice pair of blue or green eyes i wont say no to either :P the way I see it, I’m going to be spending a lot of time staring into those eyes, so they gotta be good
2. A nice smile. I love to share laughs, and a great smile is something great to see on someone’s face.
3. A passion for something. I have my passion for graphic design and nutrition so I love to meet someone with their own passion. I love to see a guy’s face light up just by talking about what his passion is, whether it is a sport, cars, or music.
and a bonus?! a guy who can pull off a beard is freakin’ hot. lol
“Though I had enough syllabi for this class, what in the hell happened?”
—Art history professor
Approxmately 98 percent of software in China is pirated.
(The Book of Useless Information)
a penis has a sad life. his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an ass hole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
1. Smoking…anything really. its all gross to me. if you’re my friend i have no problem with it though. i wont judge you, just if we’re going to get intimate i dont want to smell smoke.
2. Drinking. the occasional drink is fine but when you do it every weekend and can’t seem to have fun without getting intoxicated. also if we’re just friends, go drink and have fun as long as your safe. i just dont want to be spending all my time taking care of some drunk bf lol
3. Lack of intelligence. I’m not talking about a rocket scientist or anything, but being a little smart helps.
4. Poor hygiene. I’m sorry if you smell or have something in your hair every time I see you…it’s pretty gross.
Facebook chat with Gabriel (he's in the army)
- Gabriel: dear gussy, i miss you and wish to hear sometime soon to you. From your soldier, gabe.
- Me: dear gabe, i miss you tons and i hope you're not dead yet, what being a soldier and all. from your fellow american, erin.
- Gabriel: dear gussy, you should probably keep in touch some more. People like me tend to jump into pools and lose all our numbers in our cell phones and have no way to get in contact but like this. I will never die, not till im a lot older and wiser. From your soldier, gabe,
- Me: dear gabe, i shall take that into consideration. NOT TO SELF. but i wasn't aware that part of being a soldier was randomly jumping into pools with cell phones in their pockets. your fellow american, erin. p.s. can you stop calling me "gussy" :)
- Gabriel: dear erin, i shall stop calling you gussy, i just knew it would catch your attention. But yes is it part of being a soldier when i am on my off duty hours to jump into pools with our cell phones in our pockets. Its in the fine print. From your soldier, Gabe
- Me: dear gabe, saying "erin" or "augusta" would have caught my attention just as well. i'm running out of things to say here. your fellow american, erin. p.s. thank you for calling me erin now.
- Gabriel: lol i miss you <3
- Me: :)
“Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?”
—
Dexter
4x7 - Slack Tide
(via thecallousprincess)
